A Portfolio of Amazing Junk! FLASH

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h  This page is made completely of numbers and html and flash projects of amazing standards! Here are three gorgeous examples of Macromedia Flash prowess. Please feel free to bask in my glory and magical technology abilities. Seriously, you can either enjoy this with all of you beating heart or leave. If you can't enjoy it with all of your beating heart, you can enjoy it with a still heart that isn't beating whatsoever. So look beneath to see works of godly art. YAHHHHHH!!!!

This was my very first flash animation. It doesn't have much of a plot, like most of my animations, I know. Its just a little green archer who shoots an arrow and it explodes. But, that is the most interesting thing an arrow can do, besides bursting into flame. There, happy, you keyboard stealer!? Please ignore everything crossed out in all of my blurbs. It's just the crazy person sitting next to me's random two cents.

This is my second flash animation and its just a can. Well, a can pouring random green slime and then a blurb about recycling. The motion tweens and such got kinda messed up , sorry. So this really has no plot at all. Anyway, reduce, reuse, and recycle! Make the world a better place for the ugly slimy green things that live under the floorboards of your house. This is their world too, you know! ENOUGH! Please, PLEASE stop reading anything crossed out. You might find it disturbing, actually you probably won't. Just let's not take chances, shall we? This about a can and green slime, but not the green slime beneath your floorboards.

This was a random flash about nothing. It just has an angry face. If you make it full sceen, turn your sceen to face other people, and make them look your way, you have a very frightening image of a furious face to stare at people. Love it, fear it, be confused by it. I just thought it was funny. I don't know what you think, though. It makes Naomi and Sierra and Katrina laugh nervously. (This Flash Productions requires no input by Larissa's crazy computer-stealer. Just look at it! You really think I need to add anything?!)

This a flash practice. It's about Moordryd Payne, except he's not a mass murderer (that's spelled funny). I just said that because I nothing else to say. It sounded good, sorta. He's so pretty! Uh, sorry, awkward. (That's an awkward word, isn't it?) So it just needed 4 lines and a background picture. SO, why not do it about my favorite-est character from my favorite-est show? If you say anything mean at this point, I'll cry and murder* you at a fast food resturant. *Larissa's a little strange, sorry about that. She won't actually stalk you to a fast food restaurant - however, I don't make any promises about the whole death thing if she randomly finds you in a fast food restaurant. Just stay away from the fattening stuff! BE HEALTHY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD DON'T GO TO THE FREAKIN' FAST FOOD RESTAURANT! -Naomi

By the way, if all you see is the four bars on the screen, we apologize. There is supposed to be a picture in the middle with the text "Moordryd Payne, mass murderer." So that's where the mass murderer part comes from. Sorry if you can't see that, please enjoy the rest of the website! Eat a pear.